

so....
i woke up this morning only to find that there was no hot water....i had to be downstairs early this morning to go on a field trip to a factory and was instantly ticked - kn0wing that i HAD to shower... i ended up getting a hold of one of my class mates and using her shower...
i dont know if i have mentioned this before or not, but puff really isnt supposed to be here...i found this out a couple days ago when i tried to be honest and let the hotel people know she was staying with me - only to have them ask me to pay for her...
needless to say - i told them she left to stay with someone else and i have been sneaking her in ever since....
anyway, so i go downstairs to meet my instructors and told them i had no hot water....they told the receptionist lady (who doesn't speak a lick of english) who proceeded to march up to my room to show me how to turn it on!!! i had to race up there in front of her and hide puff in the closet with literally only 3 seconds to get all of this done without getting busted...
we actually pulled it off but im pretty sure that both of our hearts were racing way to fast for it to only be 8am when it was all said and done...
anyway, i visited some factories.....puff went to lake como....we had a bit of a problem in meeting up when we both got back (puff is over here with no phone) but finally got it worked out and i might have even made a friend in the meantime (more on that maybe later in the week)...im exhausted....
goingtobed...
buona notte.
by the way, puff's feet don't smell like cat urine anymore. she took it upon herself to fill up the bidet with hot water and soak them....she is trying to convince me that this is the most efficient and best method to shave, but im not so convinced about the whole "shaving my legs in the butt fountain" idea.
p.s. she ate anchovies for dinner and her mouth now reeks.

2 comments:
Lady! You are killing me with your stories, hiding Puff in the closet! I love it. By the way- it's me Kiley not anonymous. I am still waiting on your call!
Hey! Vic might be moving to Nashville. When you get home we have to help him consider housing options.
Kiley
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